Alphabetical Order

A

Apple asked Adam: “Actually?” Answered Adam: “Absolutely!” Absence acts actuarially after affection. Adam acted.

B

Badly beaten.

C

Christmas creates Carolingian crinolines. Casting calls come. Crones catch cats.

D

Decide deciduously. Don’t dawdle. Derring-do demands “Do dat!” Donald diddled Daisy disastrously. Don’t do ducks, darling. Doh!

E

Elect, elegantly, everything. Eve emerged eclectically. Electrical events eventually entered.

F

Frankly, Ferdie Fernandez, fancy flights fail fairly frequently. Figure furtively farther from fullness.

G

Gah!

H

Hah!

I

Ick, ick, ick.

J

Justin, Jeremy, Jonathan, Jason, Judy. Just jealousy journeyed.

K

Kiss Kim Kardashian. Kookaburras kick kale. Kilimanjaro.

L

Llamas lap lexicons. Liars limp largely. Lapse, Lagos!

M

My mathematical mountain makes money. Money matters. Money makes more. Make more, make more. Marry Meghan Medlock.

N

Nothing noted, naturally.

O

Open onions ovulate organically. Oranges operate. Opera organizes offal.

P

Push practical politics. Patents prey politely. Poetical premises practice probably. Pickled pink penises patently push pants. Pock.

Q

Quick quirks quiet queues. Quarks question quotes. Queens quit.

R

Rescue rationality. Review reverences rosily. React redactively reciting ruddy ruses.

S

Sandy shoves ships seriously. She shifts seashores. So sorry suddenly.
So sandy. Shit.

T

Tattoos tint tiny toes. Too tasty tattletales test teleconferences. Tasers tickle. Ta ta.

U

Uvulate usefully understanding ugliness. Under urges unified utilities utter.

V

Violence varies. Very violent vivisectionists vary vastly. Veritably very visible vivid vaginas virtually victimize. Va-va-voom!

W

Wax wonders what. Willingness waits. Water wafts wildly with wispiness. Want.

X

X-ray Xerxes. Xit.

Y

Yup.

Z

Zygotes zap zillions.

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